3 Beds 3 Baths - House
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3 Beds 3 Baths - House Calle Bahía Kantenah, Solidaridad, QRoo, México 🇨🇦 CALLING ALL CANADIAN EXPATS & SNOWBIRDS! 🇨🇦 Tired of shoveling snow? Ready to trade Tim Hortons for tacos? This one’s for you — and yes, the owner accepts Canadian Dollars (CAD). HOUSE FOR RENT – By Agent Lilla (part-time mermaid, full-time key holder) 📍 PUERTO AVENTURAS, Quintana Roo – where the palm trees wave and WiFi signals stay strong 🌟 HIGHLIGHTS THAT’LL MAKE YOU TEXT YOUR BOSS “ADDIO” · 🔐 Gated & guarded – safer than a nap in a hammock · ⛳ Golf course view – watch golfers blame their clubs while you sip coffee · 🏖️ 5-minute walk to beach – you can literally smell the ocean from the patio · 🍽️ Steps from tacos, ceviche, and margaritas – waddling distance only 🏠 THE HOUSE – 190 m² of “yes, I live here now” 💰 Rent: 34,000 MXN/month 💵 Owner accepts Canadian Dollars (CAD) – skip the exchange fees, eh! 📅 Available: September 2026 ✍️ 1-year contract (but you’ll secretly renew before month three) 🛌 ROOM TOUR (no indoor traffic jams) · 3 bedrooms + 3 bathrooms – your own bathroom is basically a human right now · 3rd floor bonus room – could be: disco den, zoom dungeon, cat palace, or all three · Large patio + balcony – sunrise coffee, sunset wine, midnight existential peace · 2 parking spots – one for your car, one for your impulse-buy kayak 🐾 PET-FRIENDLY? ¡Claro! Bring your dog, iguana, parrot, or emotional support potato. Cuddles = rent. Shedding = bonus. 🎁 AMENITIES (unlocked from day one) Inside: · Washer/dryer – say goodbye to laundromat small talk · Stove + gas water heater – hot meals & hot showers Shared pool: your personal happiness puddle Community resort life (basically a nonstop vacation): · Beach, snorkeling, kite surfing – become the “fun friend” everyone envies · Marina, boat tours, fishing – channel your inner pirate · 40+ restaurants & live music – your belt may need a second hole · Pickleball courts – scientifically proven to cure grumpiness · 24/7 security – safer than a pelican’s grip on a fish 📞 READY TO PRETEND YOU LIVE HERE ALREADY? Call or WhatsApp Lilla – the agent with keys, jokes, and zero judgment about your inflatable flamingo collection 📱 +1 [hidden information] Ask for photos, a video tour, or even just a voice note where she says “you belong here” in a gentle beach accent. 🌺 Your paradise home is waving at you. Wave back – it’s lonely. 🥥✨ P.S. First margarita is on the house. Metaphorically. Please bring your own tequila.
